"I'll start with that then," Eliot said with a smile. "Because I like them, too. You know trees that are green all year round and shaped like this?" He gestured with his hands. "There's a religious holiday where everyone decorates a tree like that with shiny baubles and lights and then put presents under it all brightly wrapped and then you open them together. And it honestly has nothing to do with the religious thing it's supposed to celebrate, it's just an excuse for presents and lights."
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